I am a 20-something, tea-drinking, sandwich-eating, college graduate named Kim.

olvidare:

The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable


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fre1a:

Kanye West & Bon Iver // Lost In the World


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❝I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate…and there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face… with my dick. Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.❞
(Aubrey Plaza’s pitch for a romcom starring herself and Ryan Gosling (Vulture)

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